If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
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Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
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He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
God I need to hump something, right now.
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