are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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