He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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