I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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