If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
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So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
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Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
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