I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
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Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
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I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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