garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
my shit smells like andre
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
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Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
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do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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