doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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