census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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