He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
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It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
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She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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