i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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