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I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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