I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
We left an ass print on the piano.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
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