Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
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She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
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I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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