So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
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I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
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I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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