dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
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I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
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actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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