this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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