Apparently you make a good broom.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
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Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
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If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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