If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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