I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize