Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
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My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
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Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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