Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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