she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
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So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
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Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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