in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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