so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
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every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
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put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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