Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
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I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
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I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.