she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
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Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
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Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown