With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
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idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
My penis needs a shock collar
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
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Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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