North Korea, Best Korea!
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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