I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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