i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
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They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
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After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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