Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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