She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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