So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
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I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
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The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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