I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
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