Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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