people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
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No subtext here. People are naked.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
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You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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