The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
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This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
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Terrible idea I love it
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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