im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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