I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
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Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
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All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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