just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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