Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
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then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
We are two peas in an std pod
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you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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