So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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