one might say we're banned from that church
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
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I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
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See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize