i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
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talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
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Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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