i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
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I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
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I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.