with your own penis?
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
21 Porn Stars Confess What Sex Is Really Like On Set
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.