I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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