her vagina looked like bernie madoff
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
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My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
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Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Dick very happy bro
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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