: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
literally had 100 drinks last night.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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