how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
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The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
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It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
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