He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
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She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
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Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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