i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
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I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
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She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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