STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
