Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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