Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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