The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I think my vagina is haunted
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
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