Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
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Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
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New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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